Pants pants pants pants ....

We're obsessed with our kid. The stats prove it. We've been taking a few photos and it's fair to say that Edie appears in upwards of 95% of them. Edie; Edie Pants; the Pants; Pantalons ... I don't know where "Pants" comes from. No, actually I do. Viv's sister Beth is responsible for it, but what I meant to say is I don't know how Beth came up with it. I was only happy that when I mentioned the photo that hangs on the wall of the Carringbush Hotel in Abbotsford of Darren "Pants" Millane in full flight (or "between drinks" as I might have put it) I was happy that Beth seemed unaware of the moniker of the late Collingwood "star" and was far from recommending him as any kind of role model.

But the "Pants" has stuck. She even recognises it as her name now. Call out "Edie" and you get nothing. And did I say we are crazy about her. I don't know why. She has no sense whatsoever.